Your purchase allows me to consume (1) double-cheeseburger and (1) order of fries (1040 net calories) which will be metabolized and extracted of its nutritional content to manufacture the ATP necessary to fuel my musical hobby and grad school studies. In exchange for this caloric gift, I will bestow upon you:
• (5) stickers of my logo on a 4.5 x 2.6 silkscreened clear vinyl.
• Access to my mailing list which grants you early access to my upcoming album (release TBA).
• My highest regards.
* Please allow up to one week for shipping.
** U.S. shipping only.